Thursday, April 21, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Thank You.
To Dimas, who held my watch and glasses while Anthony and Jared pushed me into the pool.
WE WEREN'T EVEN GOING SWIMMING!
WE WEREN'T EVEN GOING SWIMMING!
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Hi.
To whoever put that note in my desk:
WHO ARE YOU?
-UPDATE 4/10/11-
-supposed owner of pen indentified.
-writing sample obtained that looks somewhat similar.
-several people ruled out as suspects.
-will pull in suspects for further questioning.
-UPDATE 4/11/11-
-suspect questioned.
-suspect's answer is unclear.
-bystanders claim that the culprit is someone who as already been ruled out as a suspect.
-claims are not of any use.
-will obtain more writing samples of suspects.
-UPDATE 4/12/11-
-bystanders still insisting that ruled-out person is the culprit.
-information source identified.
-many questions arise:
-is source culprit?
-is source accomplice?
-is souce witness?
-is source reliable?
-source will be questioned.
-writing samples will be obtained.
-UPDATE 4/14/11-
-several other sources identified.
-new suspect identified.
-sources unwilling to cooperate.
-writing samples still not obtained from alleged culprit.
-original alleged culprit almost ruled out as suspect.
-new suspect and sources will be questioned.
-UPDATE 4/15/11-
-new suspect ruled out.
-original alleged culprit still suspect.
-WILL OBTAIN WRITING SAMPLES. I'M NOT LYING THIS TIME.
-UPDATE 4/16/11-
-new source identified.
-source gives reasonable explanation.
-is explanation true?
-new suspects will be questioned.
WHO ARE YOU?
-UPDATE 4/10/11-
-supposed owner of pen indentified.
-writing sample obtained that looks somewhat similar.
-several people ruled out as suspects.
-will pull in suspects for further questioning.
-UPDATE 4/11/11-
-suspect questioned.
-suspect's answer is unclear.
-bystanders claim that the culprit is someone who as already been ruled out as a suspect.
-claims are not of any use.
-will obtain more writing samples of suspects.
-UPDATE 4/12/11-
-bystanders still insisting that ruled-out person is the culprit.
-information source identified.
-many questions arise:
-is source culprit?
-is source accomplice?
-is souce witness?
-is source reliable?
-source will be questioned.
-writing samples will be obtained.
-UPDATE 4/14/11-
-several other sources identified.
-new suspect identified.
-sources unwilling to cooperate.
-writing samples still not obtained from alleged culprit.
-original alleged culprit almost ruled out as suspect.
-new suspect and sources will be questioned.
-UPDATE 4/15/11-
-new suspect ruled out.
-original alleged culprit still suspect.
-WILL OBTAIN WRITING SAMPLES. I'M NOT LYING THIS TIME.
-UPDATE 4/16/11-
-new source identified.
-source gives reasonable explanation.
-is explanation true?
-new suspects will be questioned.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Poem.
Easy come. Easy go.
That's just what you are.
Take it all,
But you never give.
Should have known you were trouble
from the first kiss
But your eyes were wide open.
Why were they open?
I gave you all I had.
But you tossed it in the trash.
You tossed it in the trash.
Yes, you did.
To give me all your love
Was all I ever asked.
But what you dont understand is...
I would catch a grenade for you.
Throw my hand on a blade for you.
I'd jump in front of a train for you.
You know that I'd do anything for you.
I would go through all of this pain,
And take a bullet straight through my brain.
I guess I would die for you.
But you won't do the same.
*piano solo*
-Peter Hernandez/Bruno Mars.
That's just what you are.
Take it all,
But you never give.
Should have known you were trouble
from the first kiss
But your eyes were wide open.
Why were they open?
I gave you all I had.
But you tossed it in the trash.
You tossed it in the trash.
Yes, you did.
To give me all your love
Was all I ever asked.
But what you dont understand is...
I would catch a grenade for you.
Throw my hand on a blade for you.
I'd jump in front of a train for you.
You know that I'd do anything for you.
I would go through all of this pain,
And take a bullet straight through my brain.
I guess I would die for you.
But you won't do the same.
*piano solo*
-Peter Hernandez/Bruno Mars.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Arms.
Really? What is the joke in that? I mean, seriously, how is it funny to nonchalantly and irrelevantly point out that arms are present? Well, at least it entertains. :D
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