Hardstyle.

Shuffle or Jumpstyle?

Horror story.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

lol:D

FriendZoned.

Man, the Friend Zone sucks sometimes:P

Life

Life is hard.
Especially when Yahoo Mail keeps glitching out..

Meh.

*playing dubstep in the car*

"what is this? You like this music?"

*mildly headbanging*
"yeah, why?"

"it's rave music."
"so?"
"that's white people music."

Lol.
Oh and I'm writing this post from my phone:D

Fluttershy Papercraft:D

i have way too much time on my hooves hands.
and ink in my printer.
now with bright and shadowed versions!:D

Kangaroos Part II

This blog has nothing to do with kangaroos.
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DUBSTEP

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hi.

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...


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The End.

:l

i hate it when i'm talking to a girl i like and she mentions her boyfriend.
this video is lol:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faSs0mg_pI

PONIES

im just gonna post this here cause no one reads my blog anyways.
HAIL CELESTIA

http://www.youtube.com/user/XyroTR2
whoop-whoop.

Hi.

Hey, it's a blogpost.
whoop-whoop.

new artist.

Rock Hernadez. lawl. :D

Thank You.

To Dimas, who held my watch and glasses while Anthony and Jared pushed me into the pool.
WE WEREN'T EVEN GOING SWIMMING!

Hi.

To whoever put that note in my desk:

WHO ARE YOU?

-UPDATE 4/10/11-
-supposed owner of pen indentified.
-writing sample obtained that looks somewhat similar.
-several people ruled out as suspects.
-will pull in suspects for further questioning.

-UPDATE 4/11/11-
-suspect questioned.
-suspect's answer is unclear.
-bystanders claim that the culprit is someone who as already been ruled out as a suspect.
-claims are not of any use.
-will obtain more writing samples of suspects.

-UPDATE 4/12/11-
-bystanders still insisting that ruled-out person is the culprit.
-information source identified.
-many questions arise:
-is source culprit?
-is source accomplice?
-is souce witness?
-is source reliable?
-source will be questioned.
-writing samples will be obtained.

-UPDATE 4/14/11-
-several other sources identified.
-new suspect identified.
-sources unwilling to cooperate.
-writing samples still not obtained from alleged culprit.
-original alleged culprit almost ruled out as suspect.
-new suspect and sources will be questioned.

-UPDATE 4/15/11-
-new suspect ruled out.
-original alleged culprit still suspect.
-WILL OBTAIN WRITING SAMPLES. I'M NOT LYING THIS TIME.

-UPDATE 4/16/11-
-new source identified.
-source gives reasonable explanation.
-is explanation true?
-new suspects will be questioned.

Poem.

Easy come. Easy go.
That's just what you are.
Take it all,
But you never give.

Should have known you were trouble
from the first kiss
But your eyes were wide open.
Why were they open?

I gave you all I had.
But you tossed it in the trash.
You tossed it in the trash.
Yes, you did.

To give me all your love
Was all I ever asked.

But what you dont understand is...

I would catch a grenade for you.
Throw my hand on a blade for you.
I'd jump in front of a train for you.
You know that I'd do anything for you.

I would go through all of this pain,
And take a bullet straight through my brain.

I guess I would die for you.

But you won't do the same.

*piano solo*

-Peter Hernandez/Bruno Mars.

Arms.

Really? What is the joke in that? I mean, seriously, how is it funny to nonchalantly and irrelevantly point out that arms are present? Well, at least it entertains. :D

10 things I hate:

1. bar chords.
2. Rebecca Black
3. justin bieber songs
4. naps that your foot randomly takes
5. heat. (unless its for food)
6. "Class, remember. This is a performance assignment." (only classmates get this one) :D
7. REBECCA BLACK.
8. when a cold day randomly gets hot.
9. people who mock me because they're, what, 5 months older than me?

and finally...

10. People who say "cha-cha-cha" in the birthday song.

Ovals.

What's the deal with ovals? When did annorexic circles get their own name?

Kangaroos.

FAQ: Why is this blog called "Kangaroos."? 
A: I have no idea .